A commercial for the re-release of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast flashes across the TV screen.
C: Awwww. I loved that movie.
B: Me too.
B: Yeah! My favorite part was when the wolves got ripped to pieces. I wanted to be like the big guy.
C: Uh, Gaston? Are you serious?
B: Yeah! If the beast had been a normal dude Gaston would’ve kicked his ass! He eats two dozen eggs a day so he’s the size of a barge!
C: Aaaand you know the song.
B: No one’s neck is incredibly thick like Gaston!
C: I give up.