Not A Planeteer

B: (singing) Captain Planet, he’s our hero! Gonna take the bad guys down to zero!

C: It’s pollution. He takes the pollution down to zero, not the bad guys.

B: Earth! Wind! Fire! Something else. Water. Rain. HURRICANES!!!

C: (laughing) It’s earth, fire, wind, water, HEART!

B: Heart? That’s lame. Hurricanes are cooler. HURRICANES!!!

C: Here we are, six years into our relationship, and I’ve just now discovered that you’re not a Planeteer. I am so disappointed.

B: Watch out for the HURRICANES!!!

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