Thank you, Bloggess. Thank you.
First, for making me laugh so hard when I read this post.
Second, for only slightly embarrassing me in front of several of my coworkers this evening when I looked up during our company happy hour and spotted this in a nearby tree.
Naturally, I spent the rest of the evening in a state of distraction, stealing glances at the chicken and muttering “Knock knock motherf*cker” before collapsing into small fits of giggles.