Wife: (through a huge mouthful of arugula) I think arugula is my new favorite leafy green. Nom nom nom.
15 minutes pass. B has moved into the kitchen and is rummaging around in the fridge while C is in the next room.
Wife: What’s wrong?
Husband: Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Gross! Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Wife: WHAT IS IT. Do I need to help you with something?
Husband: Arugula tastes like cyanide and monkey piss! Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh! I will NOT make that mistake again!
Wife: Had I known the power of suggestion worked that well on you, I’d have used it to my advantage long ago!