Wife: Would you please get the cheddar cheese out of the fridge?
Husband: Yeah. So anyway…blah blah blah blah blah…
Husband: I was supposed to do something. What was it?
Wife: The cheese.
Husband: Oh right. Got it. My short term memory sucks.
Wife: Mine too. We’re gonna have a bad time of it when we’re old.
Husband: Wow. Yeah. You’re gonna fart, and I’ll say ewwww you farted! and then we’ll both forget about it then we’ll be like, it stinks! who farted?
Wife: I like how in your story I’m the one who does the farting. Now shut up and get the damn cheese so I can cut it.