While I was cooking dinner this evening, B interrupted to give me a long hug and a kiss. Then this:
Husband: We’ve had some good times, haven’t we baby?
Wife: Yes, I think so. but you say that like you’re about to put me out.
Husband: Haha! Yeah, I’m planning to sell you when we go to Europe.
Wife: Oh. Okay.
Husband: I think you’ll do all right for yourself.