Wife: I want to go see an active volcano together. Let’s add that to our list.
Husband: F that. I want to live. I don’t like volcanoes.
Wife: C’mon! Live on the wild side!
Husband: You never know when it’s going to blow. There’s a reason people die; it’s because they’re taken by surprise. (insert list of catastrophic volcano eruptions throughout history)
Husband: Yeah. Especially if I’m preparing for longevity by eating mostly plants. If you want to go traipsing around volcanoes I’m gonna start smoking and eating burnt steak every night.