Wife: What were you doing out there?
Husband: I vacuumed your car.
Wife: WOAH. Uh…thank you!
Husband: You wanna go with me while I go get my hair cut? You can go shopping at Nordstrom Rack while I’m there.
Wife: What’s going on? You cleaned my car and you’re encouraging me to go shopping?
Husband: Yeah, maybe while you’re out you can stop at Ulta and pick up some more of my hair stuff for me?
Wife: Mystery solved. You’re just avoiding having to venture inside Ulta, aren’t you?
Husband: It smells like way too much perfume and the women who work there creep me out.