Wife: Who are you waving at?
Husband: Kix Brooks. He’s standing behind you.
Wife: Is he someone you know?
Wife: (to Kix) Hey! Don’t you own the winery? I saw your picture over there on that sign!
Kix: Yeah…(pause) So how’s the wine?
Husband: (whispering as Kix joins us at the bar) Sweetie, Brooks & Dunn. KIX BROOKS & Dunn. You totally missed that, didn’t you?