Funny Story

Wife: I have a funny story for you, but I can’t tell you until after Christmas.

Husband: Are you cheating on me?

Wife: OMG. Really, B?

Husband: Are you pregnant?

Wife: Like I’d tease you with that info! My news is not life-altering.

Husband: So you have cancer?

Wife: I give up.

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