Tonight one of the guys at the front desk of my gym DETAINED me because I lost my temporary access card.
Guy: I’ll look you up. Last name?
Me: (spells name)
Guy: Is your first name Roxanne? (grinning)
Me: Are you just making that up?
Me: Do I LOOK like a Roxanne? (in a slightly meaner tone than I intended; oops)
Guy: Uh, yeah. I think it’s your eyes.
All I can think of is the song about the hooker.