Q: What makes your wife sad?
A: Piles, my piles [of random stuff]. Also, war movies based on true stories.
Q: What was your wife like as a child?
A: OCD, probably a bit bossy. But very cute.
Q: What makes you proud of your wife?
A: Her independence.
Q: How are you and your wife different?
A: I like breaking the rules.
Q: Where is your wife’s favorite place to go?
A: “Where’s the good food? Where’s the good sh*t happenin’? That’s where we’ll be, yo!”
Q: If your wife were a character, which one would she be?
A: Full Metal Bitch.