About Me


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I’m C.

I write sometimes, when other stuff doesn’t get in the way. When I’m not writing I’m usually jobbing or schooling in one form or another, or watching lots of cat videos.

I’m either hypoglycemic or half zombie. My parents figured this out when I was a toddler and they caught me staring straight at the sun with hugely dilated pupils. I may or may not have also been drooling at the time.

I may or may not sometimes drool now.

When I was young I vowed I wouldn’t get married EVER, then this guy came along and he was all right with my drooling problem so I said OK. We were twenty years old at the time. That’s what you get for setting your aspirations Full Speed Ahead to Crazy Cat Lady Status: some jerk will come along and screw up your plans.

Our collision

I inadvertently met my husband through my first blog. He’s a zombie too, so it works out well between us.

Peas in a Pod, Psychos of a Feather

These are our trusty sidekicks, Molly and Gromit. She eats furniture and he’s afraid of mylar balloons.

Hi hi

I’m an ISTJ and a first-born. Gromit The Dog is a first-born too, but he and I are nothing alike except for the drooling thing, I guess.

I’m actually kinda boring, but I try to hide that by doing cool stuff and trying to experience new things. I’ve been in two nationally televised TV commercials and two video games (got my own imdb page out of it!), I was once an honored guest in a Masonic hall (there were bagpipes!), and when I visited LA I ended up in an elevator with this guy (but he was an Internet sensation at the time, I swear!).

I have lived in Oklahoma, Illinois, Texas, California, Washington State, and France. I’m pretty content with life here in Texas as long as it looks the other way when I have an occasional fling with California.

I’ve never lived in Louisiana, but I do always douse my pizza with Louisiana hot sauce. What does it meeeean?

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Silly zombies, they think they can dance!

I’m obsessed with natural disasters and I used to dream of becoming a storm chaser. I’d still love to give it a shot sometime, so if you happened to wander upon my blog while you were looking for a less irritating crew member for your storm chaser TV show please sign me up.

Also, I lied to you with that “cat lady” bit. They make me sneeze. Cat ladies, that is.

Find me on twitter if you want even more randomness and cat videos.


17 thoughts on “About Me

  1. Hmm it looks like your website ate my first comment (it was super long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I wrote and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I too am an aspiring blog blogger but I’m still new to everything. Do you have any tips for inexperienced blog writers? I’d definitely appreciate it.


    1. stocktoc

      Grow up? Who said anything about growing up? 😉

      I’m 26 and most days I feel like an old lady. Maybe that’s why I’m so goofy in my blog.


      1. Well, turns out I’m older than you, so maybe growing up is overrated. I guess some of us never do. I still think you’re a great writer and I love your style. Very entertaining and honest.


    1. stocktoc

      Thank you; it’s one of my favorites to tell and re-tell. Sometimes I wonder if people are going to get sick of the fact that most of my stories are about him, but really, he’s just THAT entertaining. 😉


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