I could just play this off and say I watch shows like this just so I have enough fodder for blog posts.
Or I could tell you that someone coerced me into watching it.
Or that there was absolutely nothing else on television at the time because U-verse temporarily dropped all channels except one.
But those would be lies.
Here’s the truth: I get paid to watch The Vampire Diaries.
No, no, that was a lie too. I’m not paid to do it, I just do.
See, I like vampire stories.
And unlike the rest of you posers with your “I drive like a Cullen” bumper stickers, I’m a true fan, raised the Anne Rice way. I’m cooler than you late bandwagon jumpers for many reasons, not least of them being that my idea of a vampire could totally kick your sparkly high school boy’s ass.
Now, here’s the part where I reveal how uncool I am. *ahem*
It happened while B was deployed during the winter months, when the television became my Friday night I’m-feeling-introverted unwinding companion. (Sound familiar? It is. This is also how I discovered the cheesefests known as Grey’s Anatomy and Desperate Housewives.) The title of this show caught my eye on Netflix so I decided to give it a shot. The discs arrived on a Thursday and I launched into the first season. I made it as far as the second episode before I lost interest, yet somehow, like a moth to a bug zapper, I found myself drawn back to the television the next night. When it happened again the next Thursday I knew I was doomed.